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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Dave the bear Howard: I am originally from the UK, but now living in Sydney, Australia. I am, as far as I know, the only Acromegliac stand up comedian in Australia, if not the world, and was diagnosed as so in February 2007, when I was living in the UK. Since then, surgeons have operated twice and taken away the sliver of brain I had, and left the festering tumour. To be honest though, my comedy material has picked up somewhat since the surgery. Look out for me at your local comedy club. You can't miss me. I have a head the size of a birthday balloon, hands like sausages, and feet of neanderthal proportions. But I'll make you laugh so loud, you'll wanna be gagged and brought a plastic bucket, just in case you pee yourself, again.

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